U Don Know Shi~

This one comes str8 from my hood.

It’s ghetto pizza time….

It’z

Papa Guido’s.

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Livin' like itz check day

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What You get:

• 2 slices of their finest heat lamp maintained pepperoni pizza
• a premium domestic lager beer

Total Cost: ~$.6.50
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Review:
The pizza was a passable mush of white-flour dough & the least amount of toppings that could still pass for pizza.

Ambiance / Atmosphere:
The tables are dirty and there always seems to be some dude in a starter jacket staring at you. If entertainment is yer bag, i would give this a 4.6 out of 6 on the ghetto skale.

The view of the stained sweatpants hookers is great. If you accidentally (or not so accidentally) make eye-contact you may just have a shot at a $6 blow job.

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Other Notes:
While taking notes on my cellie a 15 y/o gangster with 2 black-eyes asked to borrow my phone. I declined; he looked like he could run faster than me.

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Bottom Line:
Ghetto Ghetto Heartburn
1.87 / 7

I dropped by Juniors downtown yesterday to review the Fat boy for our ever popular lunch reviews section.

Unfortunately the burger experience was overshadowed by this guy:

He kept asking ‘Why are you dancing?’ and other shi~ that only Winnipeg’s finest can throw down.

But don’t worry… I’ll try again soon.

Local correspondent and avid shi~head Leanne recently attended Winnipeg’s first annual dumpster day.

For our out of town readers; dumpster day is how we humanely predict whether spring is here to stay.

Winnipeg Winston rears his head but is reluctant to come out...

I don’t blame him.  The last shi~ we need is more winter.

The crowd waits patiently and…

SPRING HA$ SPRUNG(^!

Let us all proceed to our nearest shoppers drug mart and partake in a minty celebration beverage.

TAKE THAT WINTER*^!