Color scheme(s) will be “grey on gray” with the occasional addition green, orange or puke for flair. Garment cuts continue to be of the loose, don’t give a f*k variety and motorcycle anything still goes.
Don’t beaLOSER (!) clean out the couch & get yerself into this look now *!*
Rep the look that is both in style & functional. The Winnipeg Tuxedo:
Check out this George brand 2 tone; spotted back in late November.
Note the denim on denim variation, a stunning blue on black.
You’re going to want to support that with a classy t-shirt.
It’z common to spot an all blue ensemble on a Saturday or Tuesday nite. The all black approach is reserved for weddings, funerals & Ozzy concerts.
The key pullin’ this classic tuxedo look is the shoes and, on special occasions, the gold chain. Shoe’s should be steel toed runners or dirty Reebok knock-offs and the gold chain should be thin & questionably gold.
Grab a 2 pack of novelty condoms and watch the pu$$y roll in.
Quaint recommendations like ‘hot cocoa & a warm blanket’ are a nice thought; but seldom have the nitro required to push us through those bitter January Monday’s.
Nope.
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Booze is how we do.
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I Present, Article A:
Winnipeg Transit: 10:47 AM - January 17th 2011
Riding the bus & that sweet molson dry wave all the way into lunch.
This time it was a smoooooth sailin’. Sure, there was an overweight guy b*tchin’ loudly about not getting dates (and startrek plot holes) but at least I had time to try the burger.
THE FAT BOY
E3t it fast enough & yer heart might not stop
What’s on it?
Burger
Mayo
pickles
onion
tomahto
chilli
Ketchup
Mustard
In another town you might call this bomb the monster. Coupled with fries & a cola you can set your wallet to be $8 lighter.
Your stomach…
Burstin’ at the seams.
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Mine was anyway.
I managed to eat the burger & 89% of the fries. The food slapped my brain with echos of ‘greasy spoon’ and left my body the kind of full that makes you dizzy & tired.
BOTTOM LINE:
1 / 10 on the vegan pussbag charts
8.2 / 10 on the burger scale
9.5 / 10 on the hangover buster meter
2 slices of their finest heat lamp maintained pepperoni pizza
a premium domestic lager beer
Total Cost: ~$.6.50
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Review:
The pizza was a passable mush of white-flour dough & the least amount of toppings that could still pass for pizza.
Ambiance / Atmosphere:
The tables are dirty and there always seems to be some dude in a starter jacket staring at you. If entertainment is yer bag, i would give this a 4.6 out of 6 on the ghetto skale.
The view of the stained sweatpants hookers is great. If you accidentally (or not so accidentally) make eye-contact you may just have a shot at a $6 blow job.
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Other Notes:
While taking notes on my cellie a 15 y/o gangster with 2 black-eyes asked to borrow my phone. I declined; he looked like he could run faster than me.
