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4 20 in WINNIPEG*!*!*!*!*!*

Marz & I did this report to help you better understand the common man’s holidhay

As you can see; it was easily as magical as last yearz event.

Since our 4-20 Winnipeg review the emails have been comin’ in.  Apparently I missed some choice w3ed-heads in the bleary eyed crowd.

Like this Guy:

Also voted ‘ most likely to shoot up the high school 2009′ we’re probably lucky this fella is on the dope.

The silver chains and loops on this shotgun hiding ensemble both add flair and prove useful when attempting to dock to fat goth chixz.

Bonus points for the matching purple homey-tail elastic.

Smoke date: April 20th, 2010.

A bunch of sweaty hippies, high school kidz and folks of the lower echelon of Winnipeg’s IQ pool gather for a ‘protest’ in the name of weed.

There wuz a drum circle:

Finally.  An excuse to wear tie dye and that weed logo addidas shirt your mom doesn’t know about.

The only thing more present than the smell of mariwhana was the smell of B.O. and wheat grass. Most notably by the ‘fire dancers’ and hoola hoop dreadfest.

There is nothing more beautiful than a woman with hairy pits and a hoola hoop.

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The smartest hot dog cart guy in town set up shop in front of the ledge, guaranteeing he can take the next 5 days off.

This party was a definite excuse to skip last period and get high.  However there was one group I noticed that seemed to be abstaining from the festivities.

So there you have it.

420.

Weed still isn’t legal or decriminalized.  Downtown wuz flooded with people craving cheetos and far from their suburban ‘hood.  

The lawn of legislature was a f*ckin’ mess.

We’ve covered Winnipeg’s Korn epidemic before; but here’s more proof for the f(i/a)ggy pudding

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Unfortunately for all of us; I did not spot this man outside a Peanuts and Corn show 15 years ago; it was at Portage Place.

Dude is reppin’ the split at the cuff; all like “track pants bitchezz!”; and sporting a fine ‘soul patch beard‘; which I have lovingly renamed the douche trickle.

As an added bonus: these non-tearaway trackers sport a cargo pocket. True style crossover for holding yo dope pipe and stash.

Someone’s been a-thinkin, and I bet you it was a stoner! Saw this wonderful little guy driving down Donald at approx 3pm… Was blown away by the service it provides.

 

So I took it upon myself to look into this, and asked myself “What could a Reefer Service actually provide for us” And it turns out that a Reefer Service is actually a fridge on wheels… It was a sad day for stoners.

Aluminum Sound is my downtown spot for CD-R’s. They kick the $hit out of Staples on price and selection + they sell used movies and CD’s.

I’ve never bought a CD there, as I already have 2 copies of most Brian Adams records and they seldom have much else that catches my eye. I was, however, lucky enough to score a Peter Criss pin and the original batman movie for $8 last time I stopped by.

There is an internet cafe in the back, so be warned: You may encounter the occasional fat slob stoner ‘net junkie. If you’re in the area and don’t feel like walking the extra block to Dominion News; they sell pipes, papers and the rest of that w33d smokin’ shi~ as well.

Whether you’re looking for a european dj magazine, canadian living or a porno and a glory hole bj Dominion News is your downtown winnipeg destination.

For you w33d smokers out there I recommend dropping in for their blunt and bong offerings.

If you’re a sexual thrill seeker; the porno collection is second to none and there’s video booths, glory holes and bags full of piss in the back.