U Don Know Shi~

It’s obvious that spring is upon us which means that it will only snow a shi~load more. But the good news is the Dog Doodie Trees are in bloom and we can rejoice.

The dog doodie trees are in bloom.

I can’t wait to go to Ass. park with my inside out Safeway bags in tow for Doodie Fest 2k10.

Before you know it we’ll be dodging douchebags in I-ROCs on Portage.

Peace out.

O’Calcutta – a Winnipeg classic.

Classic why? Depends what you’re looking for.

Band Shwag – Band shirts iz they specialty. Whatcha looking for? System of a down? Beastie Boys? Lit? Queen? Tom Cochran? They’ve got all your favorites.

If you’re looking for a gift on the cheap; they also have stickers; jewlery; shoe laces and anything with a Misfits logo on it.

Where else r u gonna get that Melissa Etheridge '96 Tour shirt!?;

If your unable to make it to one of the 5 other places in the area that sell w33d smoking merchandise; O’Calcutta has that too. Though comparatively; the prices are a bit high.

They also sell schmokes; dragon geek jewelry; flasks and incense.

Guaranteed: something for everybody.

Sad news for Winnipeg’s downtown lunchers people. Mitzy’s Chicken Fingers (and chinese food) is closed ’til January 10, 2010.

JE$US^*!

NO CHICKEN 4 YOU*!

I checked the windows; there doesn’t seem to be any health code violations; it looks like a legit holiday for the owners.

Adjust your eating plans. Y’all are gunna have to wait for the lunch review.

Sorry for the delay; We figured our readers were too busy stuffing they face with turkey to be reading about shi~ anyway. Happy holidayze from the UdonKnowShi team.

A Festive Foto from Simcoe & Ellice

GAME OOOOOON!!!!!