U Don Know Shi~

The cool breeze is drifting; we’r headin’ FULL SPEED towardz Summer in Winnipeg*!!

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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR (?!)

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Well, dear shi~headz… You Are In Luck.

I was strolling down portage avenue the other day where I was lucky enough to get a glimpse of what’z hot for 2k11.

di$count everything fashion show (!) ?

As you can see, the trend continues; Imperfect Models are In.

Color scheme(s) will be “grey on gray” with the occasional addition green, orange or puke for flair. Garment cuts continue to be of the loose, don’t give a f*k variety and motorcycle anything still goes.

Don’t beaLOSER (!) clean out the couch & get yerself into this look now *!*

Last post, I took a final look at womens fashion in Winnipeg (where winter is concerned).

So b4 we take the hot leap forward into summer, here’s one for that fella’s……

Winter Warrior *!($)!*

This mf pretty much has. it. NAILED#^!

1. The Suit: – All weather – Insulated – with tear away pants & a sick a$$ racing stripe down the side. aka donfukwitdis*^!
2. Head Gear: – $5 sunglasses battle snow blindness while a wool hat to keep the heat in
3. Headphones: – yes, technically could fall under item 2; but are important enough to get it’s own point. Metal is his life blood.

+2 for the ’stache that lets anyone asking for your change, or used bus transfer know they got to back up & shut up.

Bring on tha summer!!!!

Winter iz almost over (cross fingerz / pray)

But for the sake of ensuring’ yer ready for next year’s cold as shi~ spell; here’s a guid to how to dress.

For Her.

Stay warm & ok looking

The Loook :::

1. Skinny jeans. Body shape is never a consideration.
2. Parka with fur or faux fur trim. Bad for peripheral vision; great for facial warmth.
3. Backpack (preferably janSport or Spotek) to carry you’re feminist poetry and cheap ass beer or wine.
4. Coffee cup for tea; or coffee with hard booze in it (its cold afterall)

Total cost should be under $130 for all items. Unless yer family is rich; but if yer rich you don’t live in Winnipeg.

I see this guy by the Timmies on Portage all the time. He OWNS the ultimate party look.

When he's got the $crill he'll get his partay fill

Note the beautiful mullet (a.k.a. Kentucky Waterfall a.k.a. the Pine Falls Party) in pink.

Up front we’ve got a greasy fu-manchu that eminates man.

However, Timmy wants ladies to know that he’s a lover not a fighter. Hence, the peace sign on the ‘carry all’.

Bottom Line: Don’t f*ck with this Winnipeg Animal.

First off: I don’t know shit about “psytrance“. I took this one for the team.

+1 Pure Nightclub was a lot better venue than I had expected. Both rooms had nice lights & decent sound. Check out this shi~~y cellphone shot from the main room:

Future lazers and dancin' -> looks like the weekend

Local guy; Chris Komus was on the wheez of steel (which were obvi plaztic) when we got there. According to my sources: he was throwing down some hard, old skool trance music. All I know is that the people were drugged and dancing. Taking each (un)predictable kick drum with enthusiasm.

WHOA~! i It’s a local Casey Anderson^***!

I've seen the 'energy ball' but never the energy bear*!

BOOOOOZE WUZZZ CONSOOOOOOMED

Then the Spaniard of the hour, Mad Maxx (not Madd Maxx) graced the DJ Booth.

dunt na na; dunt na na; dunt na na; dunt na na...

I knew something had gone f*ckeye; I felt like dancing. Good bass. Good breakdowns. An “I’m a euro-trance DJ that smiles to much” smile that kept it light. I have no background in the music; I can’t rate this show accurately; I’d say 8.61 outta 10.

Other Observations:

• - 62% of the dudes were over-weight
• - the not overweight dudes were 1) COmplete Nerdz 2) Drug sick
• - Seeing people on lots of E is a pretty good reminder that you shouldn’t do E

Someone’s been a-thinkin, and I bet you it was a stoner! Saw this wonderful little guy driving down Donald at approx 3pm… Was blown away by the service it provides.

So I took it upon myself to look into this, and asked myself “What could a Reefer Service actually provide for us” And it turns out that a Reefer Service is actually a fridge on wheels… It was a sad day for stoners.

was it the double Timmi's cup or the jacket that told you this guy is w1cked smooth?

For those of you non-Winnipegers… Portage place is a beautiful shopping center located in the heart of downtown Winnipeg.

That shit lurks and lives in the basement of the Toad in the Hole… It’s interests include: Big hair and doing bad 80’s karaoke songs on wednesday nights.