U Don Know Shi~

Everyone knows that it gets really f*ckin’ cold in Winnipeg.

But how do we deal with the subzero temperatures?

Quaint recommendations like ‘hot cocoa & a warm blanket’ are a nice thought; but seldom have the nitro required to push us through those bitter January Monday’s.

Nope.
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Booze is how we do.
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I Present, Article A:

Winnipeg Transit: 10:47 AM - January 17th 2011

Riding the bus & that sweet molson dry wave all the way into lunch.

I’m feeling warmer already.

Well, we’ve made the mistake; acknowledged St. James as a part of the Winnipeg map.

We may as well cover more than Salisbury House.

Here it is: The Airport Motor Hotel.

Since a Trip Advisor reviewer called it the worst hotel ever; I figure I may as well just skip ’round back to the lounge.

Reppin' it old skool :: Pepsi wave and some garden lattice

So how’z this $hakedown?*!?

PRO: This place supports BOTH OV and the Bombers.

It'z like watching beautiful people have s3xx

PRO: They support the arts.

Cumm and see the nutcr@cker*!*!

PRO: They’re loyal to their customers.

Any bar that dedikatz tables to its patrons is EH-O-K. RIP Banker (2009)

PRO: You could win big.

Als0 note the fyne art on tha wall

PRO: Hotty (possibly plural) who luvv OV.

CON: They Close at 6 on Sunday’s. If you’re their to watch football, you’re outta luck.

So overall you’re looking at a 4 to 1 PRO movement. From what my memory can conjure; beer was moderately priced and they’ve got a great customer service plan in place.

Simply push the button on the right and wait...

If you’ve been with us for a while now; we’ve covered celebrities, Google streetview in Winnipeg and lunch downtown.

But where’s the drinks?

Ladies and gentleman; I bring you: Minhaus Lime

Discount Manitoba beer with a distinctly watered down finish

Minhaus was a late entry into this summers’ ‘lime in beer’ craze. At a hard hitting retail price of under $8/6 pack -> how could you go wrong?

• Good ask.

You can’t. You want to drink. This will get you drunk.

Upside: It kinda tastes like they fermented sprite into drunkeness. Sooo at least it doesn’t taste as raw as Minhaus regular.

Downside: It’s only 4.9% booze, so you may want to go for something stronger if you’re looking for more than a winter pee.