Parched for a Tuesday nite beer?

Feel like getting your ’sing’ on?

Have we got a deal for you, dear shi~head.

!The Reagle Beagle

!* KAREE-OH-KEE PARTEE *!

I happenstanced into this Tuesday hoedown while walking home a few weeks ago.

It is a true Winnipeg experience.

The VLT’s were pumpin’ & the semi flat draught beer was flowin’ freely. Tuesday is Karaokee nite so the out of tune country music was in full force.

I knew what had to be done.
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Friends in low places.
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In an attempt to mentally prepare myself for my moment on the mic; I stopped by the restroom.

Evidence of wreckless mayhem was everywhere.!.!.

A Commando iz loose in tha bar#!#!#!#!

Shaken; I stirred the courage to belt out my song to a captivated room of true music fans….

BOTTOM LINE:

This is a blow yer gitch off good time^!

HOLAY SHI~

It’s been a year*!

How; the f*ck; did that happen!?!?!?!?

All we can do a this point is rekolekt the best posts of the the year that wuz.

CHIK

CHIK

CHIKITY

CHECK IT OUT:

• We spotted Yanni
• Tha spring bum saw no shadow
• We Profiled the downtown office werker
• We even delved into the unknown that is St James
• & lest we forget Winnipeg Ridez
• Oh yeah & those Google Street View Winners; GO TEAM!

So like…

Thankz fo’ readin’ this shi~ & expect more Winnipeg Classicz to come.

~ yo King o’ Rock

I dropped by Juniors downtown yesterday to review the Fat boy for our ever popular lunch reviews section.

Unfortunately the burger experience was overshadowed by this guy:

He kept asking ‘Why are you dancing?’ and other shi~ that only Winnipeg’s finest can throw down.

But don’t worry… I’ll try again soon.

So you’re downtown Winnipeg and looking to party.

You could go to Whiskey Dix or the Kingshead but you’re of a different breed.  Your collar doesn’t ‘pop’ and you think fist pumping is a hawt/sick porno.

YOU want to smoke cheap schmokes and drink the beers in your backpack.

YOU should party in the girls washroom @ the Royal Albert

Yes.  It is the girls washroom and if that makes you uncomfortable as a man, you can’t party here.  It also means your a r3t@rd; this is where there girls are at dawg*!

Keep in mind you’re at the Albert not the f*ckin’ Hilton; so if you’re in here to pee there will not be toilet paper.  Rumor has it, the regular party goes will hide some in the ceiling tiles but you’re best to bring ur own.

If ur gonna spew....