HOLAY SHI~

It’s been a year*!

How; the f*ck; did that happen!?!?!?!?

All we can do a this point is rekolekt the best posts of the the year that wuz.

CHIK

CHIK

CHIKITY

CHECK IT OUT:

• We spotted Yanni
• Tha spring bum saw no shadow
• We Profiled the downtown office werker
• We even delved into the unknown that is St James
• & lest we forget Winnipeg Ridez
• Oh yeah & those Google Street View Winners; GO TEAM!

So like…

Thankz fo’ readin’ this shi~ & expect more Winnipeg Classicz to come.

~ yo King o’ Rock

Local correspondent and avid shi~head Leanne recently attended Winnipeg’s first annual dumpster day.

For our out of town readers; dumpster day is how we humanely predict whether spring is here to stay.

Winnipeg Winston rears his head but is reluctant to come out...

I don’t blame him.  The last shi~ we need is more winter.

The crowd waits patiently and…

SPRING HA$ SPRUNG(^!

Let us all proceed to our nearest shoppers drug mart and partake in a minty celebration beverage.

TAKE THAT WINTER*^!

I was at 7-11 on Ellice and Maryland; on a mission for 2 things:

1. Bank teller $$$
2. Chicken

While getting $$$ from the bank machine I spotted this:

A truly all in one $hopping experience

For the Record: 7-11 is the premiere chicken destination in Winnipeg’s downtown.

Also for the Record: I did buy chicken. It was tougher than ‘heat lamp’  should allow.  Mouse meat?

It’s obvious that spring is upon us which means that it will only snow a shi~load more. But the good news is the Dog Doodie Trees are in bloom and we can rejoice.

The dog doodie trees are in bloom.

I can’t wait to go to Ass. park with my inside out Safeway bags in tow for Doodie Fest 2k10.

Before you know it we’ll be dodging douchebags in I-ROCs on Portage.

Peace out.

Saw this at the side entrance of Fort Garry Place on my lunch break.

Tenants who are late on rent will be dealt with accordingly

The 0rkin’ man only had one can of poison spray on him, so it can’t be that bad!?

If you didn’t get the memo; Winnipeg was selected as one of the culture capitols of Canada in the middle of last year.

It is a name I agree we deserve. Then I saw the marketing:

$omebody had to $ay it

Soooooooooo “Theatre” gets two mentions and we’re going to celebrate with a ‘cello concert’?

This is why the world needs us: UdonKnowShi.

Since we already did a hawt piece on Google street view in Winnipeg people have been sending in some real winners. I got this gem this morning from Jeremy:

North End residents are feeling the cuts in Medicare spending

North end stretcher service anyone? Call 555-DRUNK!

Every business man worth his salt wants to be listed in Google’s local search results. If I owned this Winnipeg travel company, I’m not sure how I’d feel about the placement.

Thanks to Flippy for hooking us up with that one. He said he booked through them and “it was the shits”.

if you’ve got a lead on some hot shi~ let us know by mailing iknow{at}udonknowshi.com

Do you like to smoke cigarettes?

Are you under-employed or sick of ‘the man’ taking your hard earned coin?

UdonKnowShi has got yo back.

Go to Giant Tiger downtown; buy cheap smokes.

Smoke ‘Studio’ in duh Studio. $6.50 for a 20 pack?!

You Win

Everyone in the big city of Winnipeg is floating in they pantie puddles -> Winnipeg is on Google street view. Finally! A chance to show the world we are. in fact. a fashion mecca. Check it out:

For the downtown man -> Open shirt, cut offs and a backpack for your Jug of Stone Cold = Bronze God

As you can see here, the Sherbrook Hotel is always a hot spot.

Dangerous:! Army greens from Value Village paired with the Winnipeg Fav^! plastic bag = Street Chic

Now for a little homebrew; Looking great at a yard sale:

Make sales and sharin' smiles in the North End. Pink & Blue. If you can get in it; it's in.

Got something super duper hot: email us at iknow|at|udonknowshi.com

I was wandering around downtown (off hargrave) when I spotted this fine piece of North Amurrican steel.

Impress your friends at Bingo with ur new wood paneling

It appeared to be in good shape, so I decided to go take a look at the interior. This thing is an arsonists dream ride. Not only would you get the satisfaction of watching the faux wood melt off, check out what was stacked up in most of the back seat:

Arson Approved charcoal briquettes*#! Like.... a lot of them:!

Awww yeah… a little help for that slow, satisfying burn. Why were those guys staging elaborate car crashes for insurance fraud? Arson wagon’s are cheaper to acquire and better for cookin’ schmokies>:!