Sooooooooo Manitoba is a “have not” province;;
Yet,
I’m walking through downtown Winnipeg the other day & this piece of absolute Blang! is sittin’ in the Impark Lot.
Just u wait 'til you see tha watch tha goes wit' it!**!
(?) R U STOOPID (?)
This is an 8th generation Buick Riviera .!. The Very Pinnacle of Supervisor Ca$ish .!.
Electing 4 speed over sport;; this Central Divisional Manager cut the convertible top for the hardshell;;; THEN went tha extra Mile wit that Time honored oxide fade on the front fenders.
(! BOOOOM *!)
HOLAY SHI~
It’s been a year*!
How; the f*ck; did that happen!?!?!?!?
All we can do a this point is rekolekt the best posts of the the year that wuz.
CHIK
CHIK
CHIKITY
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Thankz fo’ readin’ this shi~ & expect more Winnipeg Classicz to come.
~ yo King o’ Rock
Another strike from the Winnipeg Streetz…
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Nope.
It’s a grown man on a little kids bike; pedaling like he just stabbed his cousin’z gf at the rental.
I managed to catch this guy obeyin’ traffic lightz:
I'z added a loop of fire to make his bike more sensible...
ITS OFFICIAL: The big bike / little wheels trend is over.
Will the big man little bike catch one?
Question:
What’s cheaper: Spray Paint or Posters?
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Answer:
Spray Paint:
Now an Annual Event
Who’s NOT going?
Arriving in Manitoba in the 1870s, the Mennonite religious group immigrated to practice their pacifist faith in peace. Now-a-days the richest of Mennonites roll the streets of Winnipeg in stylish two tone brown wagons such as theeese:
- Victor Klassen! that’s a sweet ride*^!
Think of all the wine that thing could carry?#!
Note the Canadian flags they fly to remember their new found freedom & wheat bread.
While we’re on the topic of mennonites; we highly recommend this Mennonite name generator.
Peter Epp! that’s awesome shi~
Manitoba is a very big chunk of territory. Folks outside the perimeter always b!tch about how “them people in Winnipeg don’t see anything outside the city”.
So, to appease our rural readers, today’s ride comes from the City of Brandon.
More than a truck; a ManMobile^*!
So lets run down what makes this Manmobile ram a$$*! (in a non-homosensual way)
- Roll Bar :: when you plan to get into serious shi~ you’re gonna need one
- Push Bar :: mow down the wilderness without scratchin’ the paint
- Black Rims :: this ain’t a fashion show; it’s about kickin’ a$$ and taking names
BEST PART:
A mEan a$s animal ornament to let bietchez to "back the f*ck up*!"
Stay tuned for more culture from our rural municipalities.
Writers note: The Hardest part of this post was not stealing the hood ornament.
I was walking down Portage ave the last night and (AFTER WALKING RIGHT PAST*! realized) I saw the camo-S.U.V. of my man dreams.
Suburban Badd@$$
So th BIG Who’s the Owner QUESTION IS….
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Today’s Winnipeg Ride displays a hot hawt hott trend that’s happening around the Northcoast:: Mismatched Parts.
A sonic boom conde$ates on this lazer lightning ride
Is your car sluggish?
Get a faster hood.
That’s what this Ford Escort owner did. It took me a few sniffs to realize, but this car stank like panty puddle sex appeal#!
Gold Star to you sir (or madame).
The Manitoba rides section has been a bit neglected as of late; so here’s a gem I found at Chestnut & Preston last night::::
The Jeep - A p00n-wagon for all seasons
Notice the fine detailing in the ‘ramshackle / what’s around’ fenders -> topped off with a lovely holidayze bow.
Show drivers you’re in the xmas mood as you ram them in parking lots; trying to get your screaming 6 year old that new Elmo doll they’ll hate. Or, blast Boney M Christmas (with the top off of course) at ur local skating rinks.
Who’s king shi~
You r.
Someone’s been a-thinkin, and I bet you it was a stoner! Saw this wonderful little guy driving down Donald at approx 3pm… Was blown away by the service it provides.
So I took it upon myself to look into this, and asked myself “What could a Reefer Service actually provide for us” And it turns out that a Reefer Service is actually a fridge on wheels… It was a sad day for stoners.
