HOLAY SHI~
It’s been a year*!
How; the f*ck; did that happen!?!?!?!?
All we can do a this point is rekolekt the best posts of the the year that wuz.
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Thankz fo’ readin’ this shi~ & expect more Winnipeg Classicz to come.
~ yo King o’ Rock
The Sergent is a downtown staple. Though he usually hangs out in the exchange around the Albert, I was surprised to $pot him at the corner of Hargrave and St Mary’s Ave.
My cup; shesa empty...
Note: though he’s always looking for a room for the night, he usually can’t tell you what direction the Salvation Army is.
Don’t bother trying to bum a schmoke off him. He’s always out.
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KNOW YOUR SHI~
Local correspondent and avid shi~head Leanne recently attended Winnipeg’s first annual dumpster day.
For our out of town readers; dumpster day is how we humanely predict whether spring is here to stay.
Winnipeg Winston rears his head but is reluctant to come out...
I don’t blame him. The last shi~ we need is more winter.
The crowd waits patiently and…
SPRING HA$ SPRUNG(^!
Let us all proceed to our nearest shoppers drug mart and partake in a minty celebration beverage.
TAKE THAT WINTER*^!
While Pizza Hut Downtown can’t even keep its doors open, Pizza Hotline is making so much ca$h it’s building condos.
Check out this affordable low-rise they just put up near the Osbourne Bridge:
Get ur Applications in early itz fillin' up^!
Roll out of bed and into a sweet river view#!
For more information call 222-2222.
Just spotted Canada Man by the Winninpeg Convention Centre*^!
I walked right past him, as he was noticeably lacking his Canada threads. Fortunately he was mumbling out loud (a Canada man signature) and I ran up for a picture.
Canada man in mourning; this morning
Today’s topic of incoherence was death. Possibly explaining his choice of black/blue hoodie sweatpants combo?
The gossip mills are churning*^!!
Don’t fret friends; he’s still packing his hydration belts and looking fine.
WOW!!! These guys are good! The only clean part about Winnipeg’s downtown are the ashtrays. While sitting in my car this morning before work, i saw at least 3 different Native Canadianz walk by, stop and pick out butts, and continue on their journey, the first one actually got a full smoke.. but had to bum a light. I commend these men, and their valiant efforts for keeping the streets of Winnipeg spick and span of any tobacco. That shit kills, you know.
Kevin, everyone’s favorite downtown bum, was spotted outside of the Richardson building in downtown Winnipeg at approximately 11:04am this morning. He was wearing a blue track jacket and seemed to have some sort of cold sore or herpes on his lip. He asked 4 people for change then stumbled off before any pictures could be taken.
and in other homeless news: http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/Homelessness-initiative-begins-today-71524682.html
