In the name of our ongoing salute to Winnipeg Fashion I bring you Momma Jets*!
Her dedication to her team, hair and comfort have won her a uDonKnowShi fashunned award.
Check ‘er out:
Holdin' faith that the team will return
- The gov lady / mom hair – popular among… yes! gov ladies and mom’s this low care, high impact cut is the pick of the prairie house wife.
- Winnipeg Jets Jacket – the team may have moved to warmer pastures but Momma Jets remembers the white outs of yesteryear every single winter day. Go Team Teeeeeemu*!
- Sweat Pants – always a favorite in the downtown area; ’sweats’ allow a free range of motion at an affordable price. This sweat pants look has been heating up all age groups for year$*_!
BAM*!
It’s been a while since I commented on some douchey office workers; so here’s to you boring suburbanites*!
I was at the Kingshead last night (the Albert isn’t open on Sunday’s) when I spotted these two heros:
I just got the p3nis enlargement app*! O!M!G!
The douche soup has 3 main ingredients:
- Take 2 collared shirts and wear them out on a Sunday evening
- Pour some orange flavored beer – when it comes to beer; white ain’t alight
- Keep your 80’s man perm - it may be natural, but that don’t mean its ok
- throw in a splash of ‘loudly talking about your phone’ to validate ur tiny wang
Voilia*!
U Don Know Shi~
But..
Local shi~head Leanne spotted an aspiring hero @ Portage and Colony.
Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
The Number’s don’t lie.
There seems to be a hero in our midst.
But who could this caped crusader be and how can we thank him?
Winter in Winnipeg is a cruel bizznatch; but that doesn’t mean you can’t look good.
Example A:
Being prepared neva looked soooo good)(*!
Not only does this guy have the fashion sense & rugged good looks; he’s carrying everything he needs to succeed in downtown Winnipeg.
4 Rilla
Lookin' Lean; Doin' the casual wall lean
The Tim Hortons cup keeps your caffeine levels high while the zippered vents let yo legz breath on those balmy days.
Always check the weather network!
The Cosby sweater throws down a lil’ bit of flair while the look of utter despair hints at the need for summer.
GO JOE*!
Time for the Winnipeg Fashion Report*#^!
I recommend you turn up the volume and listen to this to set the mood.
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Today we’re going to hit the fashion runways of Portage Avenue. Not just home to the coldest intersection in the world; there’s some hott hawt hot fashion!*.
Bu$ Shelter Shi~eeK
Waiting for her white limosine; Linda is sporting the latest in Giant Tiger fleece, with an all weather winter coat. Loose pink pants are perfect for the nursing ward, while keeping enough air space for long underwear. Don’t want to freeze on your schmoke breaks.
This sassy k1tten wants you to know where she shops. Check out that Dollar store bag on her right arm.
Strut it Sista*^!
In the name of equlity; this one is aimed at the douchebag ladeez of our Manitoban offices. Check this shi~ out…
My bitch heels say I'm in charge; My bulldawg face $ays listen mmmmkay*!*!!
I assume the process for getting shi~ this ugly would be thus:
- Refuse to have cataract surgery
- Receive a Nygard Gift Certificate for your birthday
- Proceed to the Nygard Fashion Park and ask for something brown with luster
TADA*!
UdonKnowShi~
It’s time.
It’s time.
It’s Office Douche time*^!
Cla$$ic Douchiness for the 25 - 32 y/o man
Every time I write an office douches post I feel a lil’ sorry for the guy. THEN: I spot a classic douchey look like this one and am drained back on to the douche hating trackzz;
The List:
This shi~ scares me. I’m in line at Rexall at City Place when i see THIS:
Is my fashion sense off or is this shi~ kinda scary?
Wearing a mask out in public is so ‘SARS’. Makes me wonder if your a$$ should really be out in public if you need one.
Maybe she’s just some kinda paranoid!?!
Fashion fail -> The pandemic starts here.
The cafeteria in the Winnipeg Convention Center is another prime spot for avid-douche spotters. You want to see what the bottom of a bureaucratic rut looks like; drop by around 10 AM – Monday to Friday for a 45 minute long coffee reminder.
Why you shouldn't trust the CBC Evening News for Fashion advice
Speciman(?) A: Rocking a long Bruce Cockburn up top with some fitted (but pulled up too high) dress pants and the ever-present spectacles. His ‘clear vision’ and thoughtfully folded hands let you know he’s paying attention to the issues.
What do you want to talk?>? In-market initiatives? Ever-green documents? How about visible minorities? Anything is possible. He’ll form a steering committee to report to his director by next years end.
was it the double Timmi's cup or the jacket that told you this guy is w1cked smooth?
For those of you non-Winnipegers… Portage place is a beautiful shopping center located in the heart of downtown Winnipeg.
