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Harley: Ice Cream Gangst@rr

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg — Tags: , — KingORock @ 2:49 am November 11, 2010

In honor ov Movember; & the passing of summer… I bring you another Winnipeg Favorite.

I call him Harley.

He is

hard

.

as

.
.
..
F#CK

He gawt a big 'ol Bell/// Listen' to him jingle it^*!

He gawt a big 'ol Bell/// Listen' to him jingle it^*!

Add that shi~ up:

  1. Leather Vest: Quite angelic from a distance, but faux on the up close.
  2. BMX Wheelz: how ya gown hustle if your ride ain’t rite?
  3. ICE CREAM! the ice to chill any damn deal

I had the UDKS psycho read his cards. Rumor has it he’s very enterprising but not popular with tha kidz!?

What could it all mean!?*@

You’ll be kept posted

.

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Celeb Spottin: Yanni-Peg – Spring / Summer 2010

Filed under: Fashion, celebutard$, downtown wpg, winnipeg — Tags: , , — KingORock @ 9:07 pm May 19, 2010

As a part of our ongoing coverage of that guy that looks like Yanni; I bring you his Spring / Summer look:

Pull yer shorts high & let the hair blow in the breeze

Pull yer shorts high & let the hair blow in the breeze

This year’s collection combines thrift store aquamarine with a hard edge of hiking boots. He glides effortlessly down the sidewalk while he searches for an oboe melody in his mind.

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Celebrity Spotting: Yanni-peg

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, winnipeg — Tags: , — KingORock @ 3:04 pm April 15, 2010

This… is a great day. I’ve finally got a photo of Yanni-peg.

BEHOLD*!

Hair blowin' in the wind; Music in his memories

Hair blowin' in the wind; Music in his memories

There have been many days when Yanni-peg and I have crossed paths but I have been to awe-struck to get a clear photo.

Alas… I have two <3

"It took me years to accept this truth: Let it be."

If you don’t know who Yanni is, I recommend you check out these great Yanni moments.

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Celebrity Spotting: Sergent Salvation

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, no fixed address — Tags: , — KingORock @ 4:42 pm March 31, 2010

The Sergent is a downtown staple.  Though he usually hangs out in the exchange around the Albert, I was surprised to $pot him at the corner of Hargrave and St Mary’s Ave.

My cup; shesa empty...

My cup; shesa empty...

Note: though he’s always looking for a room for the night, he usually can’t tell you what direction the Salvation Army is.

Don’t bother trying to bum a schmoke off him.  He’s always out.

Have you spotted the Sergent?

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KNOW YOUR SHI~

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People of Portage Place #00002

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, winnipeg — Tags: , , , — KingORock @ 4:10 pm March 19, 2010

As you should know by now. We’re dedicated to bringing you the real personalities than hang out, enjoy and fight crime in downtown Winnipeg.

Here’s one from R favorite shopping dump: Portage Place.

Velcro shoes, touque & a general knack for insanity = SUPASTAH#*!

Velcro shoes, touque & a general knack for insanity = SUPASTAH#*!

I tried to come up with a clever name for this fella; but I was haunted by his vacant stare and low crazy mumble. He was just standing, staring and twiddling his thumbs.

He stood there for ~ 5 min doing the same thing.

Then I realized he was a star*!

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Celebrity Spotting: The Jesus Caroler

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, winnipeg — Tags: , — KingORock @ 10:13 pm March 12, 2010

The downtown life can get depressing. Fortunately there are people like the Jesus Caroler to help us carry on.

Tell me it will be ok*^!

Tell me it will be ok*^!

It’s not too hard to spot this bringer of the good word. He’s at the corner of St Mary Ave and Hargrave from ~3:30 – 5:30 every weekday. Rumor has it he’s got a fellow choir boy, but we have failed to get a picture.

Beltin' it out from hi$ personal notes

Beltin' it out from hi$ personal notes

For the record: I’ve never seen him stop singing to ask for money.

The lord works in mysterious ways….

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Winnipeg’z Own… DARK CRUSADER

Filed under: Fashion, celebutard$, downtown wpg — Tags: , , — KingORock @ 6:22 am March 1, 2010

Local shi~head Leanne spotted an aspiring hero @ Portage and Colony.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

The Number’s don’t lie.

There seems to be a hero in our midst.

But who could this caped crusader be and how can we thank him?

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Celebrity Sighting: Canada Man @ St. Mary’s & Carlton

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, no fixed address, winnipeg — KingORock @ 3:57 pm February 3, 2010

Just spotted Canada Man by the Winninpeg Convention Centre*^!

I walked right past him, as he was noticeably lacking his Canada threads. Fortunately he was mumbling out loud (a Canada man signature) and I ran up for a picture.

Canada man in mourning;  this morning

Canada man in mourning; this morning

Today’s topic of incoherence was death. Possibly explaining his choice of black/blue hoodie sweatpants combo?

The gossip mills are churning*^!!

Don’t fret friends; he’s still packing his hydration belts and looking fine.

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Celeb Spotting: Collector Cowboy Man

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, winnipeg — KingORock @ 7:10 pm January 19, 2010

This spotting was came to as quite a surprise.

Cowboy Collector Man in mid-afternoon, enjoying coffee at a McDonalds*******!

Takin' a break from wrasslin' junk - the cowboy breaks McDykz with some guy in runnin' shoes

Takin' a break from wrasslin' junk - the cowboy breaks McDykz with some guy in runnin' shoes

For the last 3 years I have seen Cowboy man riding the #11 bus around in St. James; I did not know he ventured so far downtown*!

He’s usually standing 1 stop east of Assiniboine park; often with a baby stroller (w/a Teddy Bear in it) or carrying a box of pots. I’ve also seen him reppin’ tasseled pants and pulling a wagon.

Maybe he and Canada Man are secretly protecting the city!?!

I don’t know, but I feel safer knowing they’re out there.

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Celebrity Sighting: Canada Man @ Graham & Edmonton

Filed under: celebutard$, downtown wpg, winnipeg — Tags: , , — KingORock @ 3:25 pm December 8, 2009

Just spotted Canada Man at Graham & Edmonton. He was wearing a stylish ‘Canso’ hoodie with vintage Nike track pants and sporting a water bottle and backpack water supply. There will not be thirst on his marathon of walking around talking to himself.

With the walkman blaring and his foul mumbling in full effekt -> he was tooo fast for my phone camera

With the walkman blaring and his foul mumbling in full effekt -> he was tooo fast for my phone camera

For those of you celeb spotters; Canada Man can usually be seen on the 11 listening to his walkman or training in the shopping district of St. James. He is easily identified by his Canadian pride and his mumble-swearing under his breath.

Onward into the great Canadian cold

Onward into the great Canadian cold

Party on Canada Man*!.!!

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