I managed to talk a small group of fellow shi~headz into attending a Winnipeg Goldeyes game & girl o’boy was we in for a treat.
Hottest.
B1tchez..
Eva…
When they sing take me out the ball game, it’s hard to feel a lil’ Louisville Slugger in tha ol’ sweat pantz…
Kno wha a meen(!(!*!?
Imagine that Big tush squeezin’ up beside you as you ride the 11 over to Juniors for a phat boy; her mullet blowin’ in the wind. Feather earrings gently flowin’ like yer favorite Kilowatt track on dusky porch…
**sigh**
Honestly, I’m not sure why I even write text for the Office Douche of the week posts anymore. too often; the picture speaks for itself.
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get
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Ready*!
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When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuggn' tell
- Bible Belt chic haircut - sweeeet burnz
- pencil thin belt (4 a penc1l dykk l1fstyle)
- key card – so b!tchez no you got access
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This guy won his Douche-tastic title by talking about his VW and being an a$shat to his wife & kid <<
(see suburban stroller style in the BG)
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Not rich enough 4 our Lunch reviews section?? I spotted this tidy little pairing while walking past the Safeway in Osbourne Village.
- Mini Ravioli – like revenge, best served cold
- apple – unwashed so you can get all the waxxy goodness
It’s all there; vitamins, minerals & if you’re smart about it;; it won’t even cost you 3 dollars.
Who can argue with that?
