U Don Know Shi~

So you’re downtown Winnipeg and looking to party.

You could go to Whiskey Dix or the Kingshead but you’re of a different breed.  Your collar doesn’t ‘pop’ and you think fist pumping is a hawt/sick porno.

YOU want to smoke cheap schmokes and drink the beers in your backpack.

YOU should party in the girls washroom @ the Royal Albert

Yes.  It is the girls washroom and if that makes you uncomfortable as a man, you can’t party here.  It also means your a r3t@rd; this is where there girls are at dawg*!

Keep in mind you’re at the Albert not the f*ckin’ Hilton; so if you’re in here to pee there will not be toilet paper.  Rumor has it, the regular party goes will hide some in the ceiling tiles but you’re best to bring ur own.

If ur gonna spew....