I was waiting for a coffee the other day when I realized I’d let the Office douche segment of this blog slide a bit.
So here you are:
Let thar bee douchieness^*!
This fresh specimen of office life hitz the douche scale in 4 key areas:
- Shoes – every office ‘bag needs a shiny pair of square toes – CHECK!
- Belt + Tuck – from the lunch room to the church pew, a must
- Notebook — for pretending to listen at useless meetings. Notice the firm grasp of eagerness!
- Biz Casual Dress shirt – notice the one undone button. It was a friday after all!*
How many years until he loses that eager glow?
This one comes str8 from my hood.
It’s ghetto pizza time….
It’z
Papa Guido’s.
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Livin' like itz check day
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What You get:
- 2 slices of their finest heat lamp maintained pepperoni pizza
- a premium domestic lager beer
Total Cost: ~$.6.50
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Review:
The pizza was a passable mush of white-flour dough & the least amount of toppings that could still pass for pizza.
Ambiance / Atmosphere:
The tables are dirty and there always seems to be some dude in a starter jacket staring at you. If entertainment is yer bag, i would give this a 4.6 out of 6 on the ghetto skale.
The view of the stained sweatpants hookers is great. If you accidentally (or not so accidentally) make eye-contact you may just have a shot at a $6 blow job.
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Other Notes:
While taking notes on my cellie a 15 y/o gangster with 2 black-eyes asked to borrow my phone. I declined; he looked like he could run faster than me.
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Bottom Line:
Ghetto Ghetto Heartburn
1.87 / 7
Another strike from the Winnipeg Streetz…
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Nope.
It’s a grown man on a little kids bike; pedaling like he just stabbed his cousin’z gf at the rental.
I managed to catch this guy obeyin’ traffic lightz:
I'z added a loop of fire to make his bike more sensible...
ITS OFFICIAL: The big bike / little wheels trend is over.
Will the big man little bike catch one?
