First off: I don’t know shit about “psytrance“. I took this one for the team.
+1 Pure Nightclub was a lot better venue than I had expected. Both rooms had nice lights & decent sound. Check out this shi~~y cellphone shot from the main room:
Future lazers and dancin' -> looks like the weekend
Local guy; Chris Komus was on the wheez of steel (which were obvi plaztic) when we got there. According to my sources: he was throwing down some hard, old skool trance music. All I know is that the people were drugged and dancing. Taking each (un)predictable kick drum with enthusiasm.
WHOA~! i It’s a local Casey Anderson^***!
I've seen the 'energy ball' but never the energy bear*!
BOOOOOZE WUZZZ CONSOOOOOOMED
Then the Spaniard of the hour, Mad Maxx (not Madd Maxx) graced the DJ Booth.
dunt na na; dunt na na; dunt na na; dunt na na...
I knew something had gone f*ckeye; I felt like dancing. Good bass. Good breakdowns. An “I’m a euro-trance DJ that smiles to much” smile that kept it light. I have no background in the music; I can’t rate this show accurately; I’d say 8.61 outta 10.
Other Observations:
- - 62% of the dudes were over-weight
- - the not overweight dudes were 1) COmplete Nerdz 2) Drug sick
- - Seeing people on lots of E is a pretty good reminder that you shouldn’t do E
Since we already did a hawt piece on Google street view in Winnipeg people have been sending in some real winners. I got this gem this morning from Jeremy:
North End residents are feeling the cuts in Medicare spending
North end stretcher service anyone? Call 555-DRUNK!
Every business man worth his salt wants to be listed in Google’s local search results. If I owned this Winnipeg travel company, I’m not sure how I’d feel about the placement.
Thanks to Flippy for hooking us up with that one. He said he booked through them and “it was the shits”.
if you’ve got a lead on some hot shi~ let us know by mailing iknow{at}udonknowshi.com
Sand was spotted canoodling with none other than the infamous Shredded Paper Bin…. They couple was spotted outside the Hot103 radio station building at approx 6:04am Friday, December 11th. No word on where ParkingTicket Dispenser was at this time, her publicist declined to answer any questions.
WOW!!! These guys are good! The only clean part about Winnipeg’s downtown are the ashtrays. While sitting in my car this morning before work, i saw at least 3 different Native Canadianz walk by, stop and pick out butts, and continue on their journey, the first one actually got a full smoke.. but had to bum a light. I commend these men, and their valiant efforts for keeping the streets of Winnipeg spick and span of any tobacco. That shit kills, you know.
Fact: In Canada ‘Long Johns‘ are a type of long underwear; meant to keep your legs warm when it’s all super cold outside.
Fact: ‘Long Johns’ are also doughnuts!?!
Not just underwear!;!?! They're also delicious.
I was at Timmie Ho’s this morning and decided to rekindle my relationship with what I fondly remember from my childhood as ‘one of those gitchy things’.
Official Review:
- Greasy (+1)
- Sugared out (+1)
- Delicious (+1)
Overall Score: 3 outta 3 for making my tum tum ache.
Are they called Long Johns everywhere, or is that just a Canada thing?
Please Note: This post could have been more insightful; but I’m on the low end of a sugar high::: srry
Do you like to smoke cigarettes?
Are you under-employed or sick of ‘the man’ taking your hard earned coin?
UdonKnowShi has got yo back.
Go to Giant Tiger downtown; buy cheap smokes.
Smoke ‘Studio’ in duh Studio. $6.50 for a 20 pack?!
You Win 
Someone’s been a-thinkin, and I bet you it was a stoner! Saw this wonderful little guy driving down Donald at approx 3pm… Was blown away by the service it provides.
So I took it upon myself to look into this, and asked myself “What could a Reefer Service actually provide for us” And it turns out that a Reefer Service is actually a fridge on wheels… It was a sad day for stoners.
was it the double Timmi's cup or the jacket that told you this guy is w1cked smooth?
For those of you non-Winnipegers… Portage place is a beautiful shopping center located in the heart of downtown Winnipeg.
That shit lurks and lives in the basement of the Toad in the Hole… It’s interests include: Big hair and doing bad 80’s karaoke songs on wednesday nights.
Just spotted Canada Man at Graham & Edmonton. He was wearing a stylish ‘Canso’ hoodie with vintage Nike track pants and sporting a water bottle and backpack water supply. There will not be thirst on his marathon of walking around talking to himself.
With the walkman blaring and his foul mumbling in full effekt -> he was tooo fast for my phone camera
For those of you celeb spotters; Canada Man can usually be seen on the 11 listening to his walkman or training in the shopping district of St. James. He is easily identified by his Canadian pride and his mumble-swearing under his breath.
Onward into the great Canadian cold
Party on Canada Man*!.!!
